Drama Queen

Back of envelope: P.S. I hate my life.

Front of envelope: To: Mom and Dad From: Your bratty stupid mean daughter.

Note: Sorry for my behavior. I know I’m not much fun to be around or SHOP with!! So I wanted you to have this.

Enclosed: Two dollars and a Pixos bumblebee.

Yup. She’s only 9! I shudder to think of her teenage years.

  • Erin

    Well, at least she’s paying you. I mean, my students are constant drama queens and none of them ever give me $2!
    But seriously, girls and drama, oy! I want a little girl someday, but sometimes I look at my 8th graders and shudder.

  • Crooked Eyebrow

    Oh my.
    I totally remember doing that to my mom.

    oh man, only 9??

  • Alice Jane

    ouch! i know that is exactly where my lilly is heading. it’s good to see i’m not alone.

  • Megan

    OMG. And to think this is before the serious hormones come into play.

  • Kate

    Holy crap! I think I just had a childhood flashback! I see this in my future only change the hair color to strawberry blonde!

  • Elaine A.

    Yeah, those years are gonna be interesting. Maybe a good thing I don’t have a girl? ; )


  • livinginagirlsworld

    Oh, I’m laughing right now, but only out of sympathy. Mine’s 8…and I fear the teen years.

  • Vodka Mom

    I LOVE THAT!!!! I’ve kept all the nasty notes from my kids over the years.


    those were the days……..

  • Cathy

    Lucky the rest are boys… Boys are so much easier..no drama.. I can’t even make D have drama..

  • roxymommy

    Oh man, I’ve never been so glad CD was a boy as I am right now! Good luck to you!

  • Mindi

    At least she is communicating with you:) Isn’t being the mom fun.

  • Christy M.

    Wow. My first thought is at last she’s remorseful for her behavior. Seriously, that’s big right?

    My second thought was to laugh my ass off. WOW, you’ve got a live one on your hands, girl.

    Just lock her in her bedroom now and let her out in about 10 years!

  • bernthis

    I know people a lot older who cannot admit they’re wrong, she’s on the right path